As all my testosterone-challenged readers know Oprah Winfrey is wrapping up her wildly popular long-running talk show. As our way of saying goodbye, we thought we should post some pictures of Oprah's scarier side. If I should disappear after posting this please look for my remains at Harpo Studios in Chicago.
Oprah's "Bride of Frankenstein" look
"You watchin' Gayle's show again?! I swear I'll cut you, Stedman!!!"
"I am big, it's the network that got small" (apologies to Norma Desmond)
"I'll be ready in just a few more hours..."
Headline: "Oprah to star in Broadway version of 'Planet of the Apes' "
...and you get a makeup kit, and you get a makeup kit, and you get a makeup kit....