7 scary pictures of Oprah

As all my testosterone-challenged readers know Oprah Winfrey is wrapping up her wildly popular long-running talk show. As our way of saying goodbye, we thought we should post some pictures of Oprah's scarier side. If I should disappear after posting this please look for my remains at Harpo Studios in Chicago.

Oprah's "Bride of Frankenstein" look

"You watchin' Gayle's show again?! I swear I'll cut you, Stedman!!!"

"I am big, it's the network that got small" (apologies to Norma Desmond)

"I'll be ready in just a few more hours..."

Headline: "Oprah to star in Broadway version of 'Planet of the Apes' "

...and you get a makeup kit, and you get a makeup kit, and you get a makeup kit....

Oprah during her Black Panther days...

9 literal pictures

"Say what you mean ad mean what you say." Here are 9 literal pictures that do just that.

Pie chart

Ghostbusters

Bear Grylls

Ice cream truck

Crushed pineapple

Hot dog

Thumb drive

Handicapped parking

Log house

15 weird umbrellas

Here are 15 of the most unusual umbrellas you will ever see...

6 funny Obama-Osama photo mash ups

There seems to be nothing but news about Osama Bin Laden's death on the internet. Here are the best photo mash-ups that take a more light-hearted look at the subject.

14 crazy pacifiers