Sample review: "The soap does leak out a little and run down the shower wall, but, no worries, it just looks like snot."
Eco-egg Washing MachineSample review: "This micro-washing machine is absolutely wonderful, simple to use, and so cute to look at!"
Inflatable WifeSample review: "I had my inflatable wife for 4 glorious months. I was so in love with her, and I thought she with me. We didn't talk much, but I could tell by the look in her eyes that she adored me."
Sample review: "For years now I've been secretly buying Unicorns off the Black Market and eating them when no one's around - well, no more! Now, with my handy Unicorn can, I can eat this rare and exotic meat everywhere! "
Sauna PantsSample review: "Like a lot of guys, I sometimes have trouble getting a good crotch sweat going. Wrapping my nethers in plastic wrap and a dozen freshly baked Hot Pockets only goes so far. So, as soon as I saw this magnificent product I knew I must have it."
Buddy Christ Bobble-Head
Sample review: "The material doesn't tolerate summer dashboard heat very well, resulting in my Jesus becoming very droopy. But he still looks happy."
Blood Energy PotionSample review: "It didn't give me much energy but it was extremely tasty and it grossed out my friends and got me some looks in public! I couldn't ask for more!"
Bacon FrostingSample review: "It's weird, I did not enjoy it. But how can I complain when the product delivers exactly what it promises?"
Horse Head MaskSample review: "When I turned State's Witness, they didn't have enough money to put me in the Witness Protection Program, so they bought me this mask and gave me a list of suggested places to move. Since then I've lived my life in peace and safety knowing that my old identity is forever obscured by this life-saving item."